Prague Rock Dark Czech Lager

Name: Prague Rock

Style: Dark Czech Lager

ABV: Less than 0.5% ABV 

Quantity: 4pack/16oz. cans

Brewer's Notes: Set the distortion pedals and ambient guitar intro. This doomy gloomy aggressive brew shies away from being some sweet, soft, malt soda. It's as rock as it gets, but not to be confused with that super-weird ass beer style that boils wort using molten hot stones. It’s rooted in a beer style called a Černé (Chair-neigh). Full roasted, full toasty, bitter dark chocolate and yet somehow creamy.

I spent years brewing Czech beer styles and wish they were a bit more prevalent. A bit like that metal band you’ve never heard of (we're looking at you Heldscalla). Brewed using all floor malted barley and Saaz hops. With more body and bitterness then our lighter lager offering, but less than our pilsners.

So fire up your rig, turn the volume up to 10, not 11, because that’s cliche. This is cerne, it’s coming for you in some sort of 15-minute progressive experience that has become rock and metal. (Also, our marketing guy came up with this cheeky name, and he's still taking victory laps in the parking lot. We're humoring him as usual. He was a big RUSH nerd as a kid and made listeners to his college radio show he DJ'd - both of them, his mom and dad - listen to RUSH's "Chronicles" from start to finish without a commercial break.)

WARNING: similar to many juices, kombucha, and other beverages you'll find in the grocery store, this product has not been pasteurized, and therefore may contain harmful bacteria that can cause serious illness in children, the elderly, and persons with weakened immune systems.

PLEASE NOTE: like other beverage industries have been doing for centuries, we mitigate the potential for bacterial growth in other ways, rather than to pasteurize and destroy the nuanced flavors that make our beer stand out from many pasteurized non-alcoholic beer offerings, though we do acknowledge pasteurization is the most effective way to inhibit bacterial growth, or potential for refermentation in the can. Risk may be exacerbated by prolonged warm storage, so to mitigate risk, always cold-store Self Care immediately upon receipt, and avoid exposure to extreme heat.