March Madness Slammin' Sportsball Variety Pack - 24/16oz. cans!


There are two types of people in this world - those who are like, really, really into March Madness. And those who just use it as an excuse to slam some cold ones. Whichever type you are, you're gonna do some slammin' this spring with our MARCH MADNESS SLAMMIN SPORTSBALL PACK!

contents: 24/16oz. cans

shipping note: Care Clubbers get First Dibs access to the new beer Near & Far Modern IPA, so Care Club preorders will ship Monday, March 13, and Dabbler preorders will ship Monday, March 20.


  • one 4pack of our new Near & Far Modern IPA
  • one 4pack of the new batch of Freak Flag Hazy IPA
  • one 4pack of the new batch of Scherler Easiest Premium Sh*tty™ Lager
  • one 4pack of the new batch of Scoot Scoot Italian Pils
  • one 4pack of Fuzzy Hat British Brew
  • one 4pack of Bubble Glam

Get FREE SHIPPING on your Dry January Variety Pack when you sign up for our 2023 Care Club Membership! 

WARNING: similar to many juices, kombucha, and other packaged beverages you'll find in the grocery store, this product has not been pasteurized, and therefore may contain harmful bacteria that can cause serious illness in children, the elderly, and persons with weakened immune systems.
PLEASE NOTE: like other beverage industries have been doing for centuries, we mitigate the potential for bacterial growth in other ways, rather than to pasteurize and destroy the nuanced flavors that make our beer stand out from many pasteurized non-alcoholic beer offerings, though we do acknowledge pasteurization is the most effective way to inhibit bacterial growth, or potential for refermentation in the can. Risk may be exacerbated by prolonged warm storage, so to mitigate risk, always cold-store Self Care immediately upon receipt, and avoid exposure to extreme heat.
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